im about jump off a bridge i just spent 10 minutes making two of the greatest sandwiches ive ever made and i was runnin upstairs so i could eat them but my bitch ass cat decided it would be cool to run up in front of me and to avoid stepping on her i had to sACRIFICE
U SEE THAT KIDS THIS IS WHAT TRYING IN LIFE GETS U I PUT MORE EFFORT INTO THOSE SANDWICHES THAN I PUT IN MOST OF MY SCHOOL WORK OK AND THIS IS WHAT I GET IM DONE
I would’ve punted that cat so hard! A good sandwich is worth at least 1 out of 9 lives.
